Alright, time to be real here. Plain, raw vegetables are… not great. Sure, a few chilled cucumbers taste good here and there, but I can think of one million other foods I’d rather be eating instead. Every time I tell people this, they always respond with something along the lines of: “what?!???!?!!!1 I LOVE VEGETABLES!” Do you really? To quote Amy Poehler and Tina Fey from SNL, “REALLY?” You prefer raw broccoli over, oh idk, every other food ever? Yeah, I didn’t think so.